Dutton's Dating Advice

The following list is constructed of dating advice given by WVU's own Andrew Dutton. He's a wise man and should be listened to.

1. Never tell a girl that they smell like food...especially onions.
2. When giving a gift to a girl, always tell them that you prayerfully considered it. For example: "After prayerful consideration, I bought you this Wal-Mart gift card."
3. Good gift for a girl: flowers. Bad gift for a girl: deer meat.
4. Never call your current girlfriend by your ex-girlfriend's name.
5. Never tell a girl that they remind you of your Mom.
6. If you see a girl having difficulty lifting a heavy box, offer to pick it up for her. If it's too heavy for you to lift, just sit on it and start talking to her about the cool clothes they have at Forever 21.

I think the men of the world would be a lot more successful if they just listened to this wisdom.